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Wicked Campers Melbourne

When you pickup your campervan you’ll meet the motley crue of sexy bastards at Wicked Campers Melbourne !  Sexy James, intelligent Mark and delightful Adam are ready to help out however they can – whether you’re looking to hire a campervan or just hang around looking at cracks in the pavement – these guys know shit and stuff.

Wicked Campers Melbourne is open from 9am – 4pm weekdays and 9am – 12pm Saturday – so drop in and say hi or hello or konichiwa.



Looking to visit the Great Ocean Road?  Well we got you covered baby!  With beautiful, sometimes-moody beaches and cliff-faces, the Great Ocean Road is made for Roadtrips.  As you bend and twist along the coastal roads past Torquay, past Lorne and Apollo Bay you’ll see koalas, kangaroos and plenty of wild coast!  If you dig surfing, then Bells Beach and Jan Juc offer world-class waves – just bring a wetsuit (5mm in winter / 2-3mm in Summer).







Autumn is kicking in at Wicked Campers Melbourne Depot.  Thinking of hiring a campervan in Melbourne or anywhere in Australia?  Well look no further than Wicked Campers baby – or phone 1800 24 68 69.










Do your friends call you tripod? Do you have a magnificent Love Python? Do you need 4 hands to spank the dolphin?

If you answered yes to any of these questions then you qualify for a tasty discount for Campervan and 4WD hire and rental in May!

Just call 1800 24 68 69 and tell our Roadtrip Planners that you’re packing a Stallone – and they’ll turn on the discounts baby!

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Terms of Promotion:

Valid for all travel between 1st May and 31st May 2014
Valid only for boys and girls with massive dongs
Qualifies you for 5% – maybe 10% if you’re really stacked
We don’t need pictures
Not valid for Tony Abbott or Journalists
Not valid with any other promotion
Offer for a limited time only

Campervan and 4WD Hire and rental is now available from 13 locations across Australia – including Alice Springs, Adelaide, Brisbane, Airlie Beach, Cairns, Darwin, Sydney, Perth, Melbourne, Broome, Exmouth, Byron Bay and Hobart!

Penis discounts are awesome – get yours today!

Expired 30th April 2014

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The Honourable Prince Leonard I of Hutt – looking fucking epic!

Thinking of hiring a campervan in Western Australia?  Well make sure you head on out to Hutt River Province – a quirky little nation approximately 95kms north of Geraldton, Western Australia.  In 1970, Prince Leonard I of Hutt (born 28 August 1925) took action against the Western Australian Government and it’s bullshit Wheat Quota’s.  A tenacious motherfucker – Prince Leonard pressed his case against the government and managed to secede and declare independence from the Commonwealth of Australia on the 21st of April 1970.

So the Principality of Hutt River is essentially an independent nation – approximately 75-square km’s of land that represents a massive ‘FUCK-YOU’ to the government and the bureaucrats of Australia.  Wicked loves this shit!  So hire a 4WD or campervan from our Perth, Exmouth or Broome locations and head on out to see Prince Leonard!

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Drive your sexy Wicked Camper 2 Hours north of Geraldton and you’re there!

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Such a rad motherfucker – Hutt River even has its own currency!

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You can even get your Passport stamped on the way in!

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The Wicked Campervan we hired from Perth.  Wicked Campers also hire 4WD Vehicles from Perth, Exmouth and Broome.  Be sure to turn up naked for a free day campervan rental!

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Even though he’s no longer an Australian resident – we reckon Prince Leonard is truly an Aussie icon!  Fuckin legend man!

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If you’re interested in a trip to see Prince Leonard of Hutt River, call our sexy Roadtrip Planners on 1800 24 68 69 – they’ll get you the sexiest deal on Campervan Hire in Western Australia!

Ayers Rock in a Wicked Van

The view as we enter Kata Tjuta National Park in our psychedelic Beatles Wicked Van!

Kulgera in a Wicked Camper

The view from our Camper at Kulgera Pub and camp ground!  Was a cheap night – around $5 each for the night, with hot showers and an awesome outback pub meal for around $10.

Olgas in a Wicked Camper

Even more spectacular (in my opionion) were the Olgas!  Around 45 minutes from Ayers Rock, these massive monoliths are incredible.  The Wicked Camper was holding up well given the temperatures were soaring to around 40 degrees!

Climbing Ayers Rock

It’s hard work climbing Ayers Rock!  They often close access to the climb due to high winds in the area – so be sure to visit on a calm day!


Vertigo was kicking in near the top of Ayers Rock!

Coober Pedy Wicked Campers

Heading across the border into South Australia is the crazy little desert community of Coober Pedy!  The Wicked Van was still going strong!

Coober Pedy in a Wicked Camper

That night we ate crocidile, emu and wallaby on a pizza in Coober Pedy.  This pic was taken in front of a house built into the side of the hill – essentially underground to escape the bullshit heat that hits the desert.  The elderly couple who own the property were so lovely and took us in for a look!  The people in remote central Australia are real and full of character!

South Australia Wicked Campers

The Salt Lakes of South Australia – a barren and wild area of remote Australia.  I don’t think this was a Wicked Camper?!

Stuart Highway Wicked Campers

It was something I’ve wanted to do all my life!  The Stuart Highway is the real deal baby – we drove from Alice Springs to Adelaide in our trusty little Wicked Camper!

To Hire a Wicked Camper give us a call: 1800 24 68 69 or head over to to book online.

Remember this land is sacred and the Aboriginal people are the true owners of the land – so be respectful and enjoy!

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