The great thing about Wicked Campervans is that you’re free! Free to sleep anywhere, chill anywhere, drive anywhere and have sexy sex anywhere. And it’s free to pull over and sleep in a lot of great places in Australia - but sometimes - things get stinky and smelly. We’re on holiday kiddies - we all wanna get laid and make friends, but after 10 days on the road - no-one will be your friend if you haven’t washed that sexy body or cleaned those sexy clothes!
Now I want ya’ll to have the best time possible in your Wicked Camper - and I want to save you tonnes of $$$$. So I’ve sold my sexy body to heaps of hostels and caravan parks around the country in exchange for some AMAZING DISCOUNTS on accommodation, internet and SHOWERS!!! So while I’m out there shakin’ my ass to save ya’ll money - you can be out there havin’ a damn good time!!!
Click below for all our Exclusive Discounts available on one sweet-ass pdf:
Cheap Camping - only for Wicked Campers!
Camp grounds are an awesome place to meet chicks and fellow travellers - but some of them want waaaaay too much of your money just for a piece of grass and a shower. However we’ve organised some discounts with our friends around the country, so you can park your ass somewhere safe, warm and CHEAP. And a nice shower every now and then means you won’t stink like an abotoir...
Wicked Campers are the cheapest way to see OZ - also the sexiest...
So book a trip with our roadtrip planners - they’re sexy, sassy and super-excited about hearing your voice!
In Australia ph: 1800 24 68 69
In New Zealand ph: 0800 24 68 70
Cheap, sexy camper hire - Wicked Campers baby!