The ULTIMATE Queensland roadtrip package!!! 7 Days Brisbane to Cairns in your own hire car for just $529* Per Person - including a 1-Day Fraser Island Tour, 1-Day Sailing the Whitsundays AND 1 Day Snorkelling the Great Barrier Reef! It doesn't get any better than this!!
Sound good? I think it's pretty good. Like a monkey in a clown suit - it's good cheap fun and damn sexy...
Unfortunately, you can't take your Wicked car across to Fraser Island. Sad face. However we've included a 1-Day Fraser Island tour as part of this deal!! If you're interest hurry the fuck up and talk to us baby 1800 186 648...
Get on a catamaran and sail the fucking Whitsundays baby! YES - this Whitsunday Sailing tour is also included!!
Do you like being underwater? It's pretty good huh? I like it because you can't hear any stupid people talking, just the soothing voices in my head. If you like being underwater and looking at stuff, well this Snorkel Great Barrier Reef 1-Day tour is also included!!
Call our Wicked Campers Travel Shop now on 1800 186 648 to book! This is the deal of a motherfuckin' lifetime baby, so get on board!
If it does, you may have acute cranial stick-o-plexia - a horrible affliction that I just made up in my mind. Symptoms include sweating from embarrassing areas, sticking to leather couches and an obsessive compulsive tendency to lick the back of peoples heads at the supermarket. What does any of this have to do with hiring a Wicked Camper? I'm not sure really, but I've hired a Wicked Camper - and I don't suffer from Stick-o-plexia, so it would seem that what you need to do is hire a Wicked Camper to avoid becoming another victim of this terrible imaginary disorder that I just made up, just then.
Ok well that's about it, I'm Captain Michael McTits, signing off.
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