Blue Mountains Loop

The Blue Mountains were created by a team of majestic Unicorns. One day, while peeing a rainbow off the Sydney Harbour Bridge, Jimmy Unicorn noticed how dry it was inland from Sydney. So he peed a big rainbow westwards towards Katoomba and thus the Blue Mountains sprouted upwards from little seeds to become big mountainy things.

There’s the 3 sisters there as well – although I am not going to make any references to Golden Showers...you sick people. Back towards the coast and there’s awesome little beach towns like Newcastle and Avoca. Nice waves and a tonne of flannelette shirts. No unicorns though. All weird stuff aside, it’s a nice little 3-day trip!